Monday, September 19, 2005
Despite having fifty fantasy teams and placed bets on half a dozen week one games, things felt a little off. I wasn't too excited about the football season. No one could get me energized. Not the Boo-yah sports network. Not the local sports radio shows.
Until yesterday.
And it's not just because the Bears blew out the Lions at home.
I skipped the home preseason games, and as a result didn't feel the season change from "Cubs are out of the playoff chase" to "Bears might win 8 games." It was on the walk from the train stop to Soldier Field that I figured out what was causing my football indifference.
I hadn't been exposed to any Superfans nine months!
Some of you might remember the old Saturday Night Live "Bill Swerski's Superfan" skits. George Wendt and Chris Farley were usually among a group of rib and sausage eating, jersey wearing, beer chugging, heart attack having slobs who worshipped "Da Bearsssss" and Mike Ditka. With their Chicago accents (yes, I have one and am proud of it), they debated the outcome of Bears games, Ditka versus a hurricane, and mini-Bears and mini-Ditka versus the Giants.
Well, these people really do exist in Chicago. And they make me chuckle inside (sometimes outside). And like a football sized pill of Viagra, their mere presence brought back my pigskin hard-on.
So with you, my dear reader, I share week one of "Superfan Cam."
"Ditka 84, Bengals negative 9"
"Get me two-tree more of dem beerssssss"
I have no idea what to type here without being completely vicious
"Hey! I just saw tree guyz from streetsss and san over by there!"
"Get me two o' dem braaatssss wouldja?"
"Maaaaaaa"
"I ain't had a hard attack in four yearssssss"
"I gotta get home and see dat replay on the Tobeesha"
Many thanks to the Swerski family for making this possible.
Until yesterday.
And it's not just because the Bears blew out the Lions at home.
I skipped the home preseason games, and as a result didn't feel the season change from "Cubs are out of the playoff chase" to "Bears might win 8 games." It was on the walk from the train stop to Soldier Field that I figured out what was causing my football indifference.
I hadn't been exposed to any Superfans nine months!
Some of you might remember the old Saturday Night Live "Bill Swerski's Superfan" skits. George Wendt and Chris Farley were usually among a group of rib and sausage eating, jersey wearing, beer chugging, heart attack having slobs who worshipped "Da Bearsssss" and Mike Ditka. With their Chicago accents (yes, I have one and am proud of it), they debated the outcome of Bears games, Ditka versus a hurricane, and mini-Bears and mini-Ditka versus the Giants.
Well, these people really do exist in Chicago. And they make me chuckle inside (sometimes outside). And like a football sized pill of Viagra, their mere presence brought back my pigskin hard-on.
So with you, my dear reader, I share week one of "Superfan Cam."
"Ditka 84, Bengals negative 9"
"Get me two-tree more of dem beerssssss"
I have no idea what to type here without being completely vicious
"Hey! I just saw tree guyz from streetsss and san over by there!"
"Get me two o' dem braaatssss wouldja?"
"Maaaaaaa"
"I ain't had a hard attack in four yearssssss"
"I gotta get home and see dat replay on the Tobeesha"
Many thanks to the Swerski family for making this possible.
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Brilliant! I always wanted to examine the sociological impact of fat grams and town kars on the super fans jowls
You are really on to something here. Keep it up, more pix of the fattest superfans you can get! This is a gem.
OK Da Bears are playing Da Saints this weekend... No Katrina, No Wilma, what's the score? Aints 3, Da Bears 56,,,
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